ridiculous away messages

feel free to add them to this post from time to time.

omazin' grace

vthis is your brain.
this is crack.
this is your brain on crack.

shout out to crazybones for the vid.

Our Little Nightingale

Law-ers,
Word on the street is that Professor Mark "If I saw a cute puppy I would" Pettit is dying for a new song to sing during Evidence class. I know we're all sick of bubblegum crap like Margaritaville, so I believe the goal should be to find the most inappropriate song possible. Something about heroin, like Iggy Pop's Lust for Life, might work. Rammstein's classic Du Hast is also an acceptable candidate. What do you think?

an ode to one of my most favorite professors

"Sometimes, I am a little annoyed by the slight over-usage of the professor's last name in some of the examples, hypotheticals, and exam questions. As much as I really do love the professor, having to sometimes always hear and repeat his name, orally and – um, what's the word – writtenly, compels me to think he's sometimes a little border-line narcissistic. Sometimes. Just a little."

speaking of soulja boy...

best soulja boy vid. learn it. busl rockin it in tequila rain. practix (coming soon).

unfortunately, nobody captured the magic on halloween party night.

also, i listened to the rest of his album. it's shit.

also, i think every time we go to tequila rain we lose something, e.g., jackets, phones, wallets, cameras.

my phone went off in the 3rd floor lounge

apparently, my phone likes to turn its ringer to extra loud whenever i charge it.

the ring tone?
what else - soulja boy crank dat.

because i'm funny, awesome, and smart - never arrogant - and i want the world to know it

that's why i started this blog.

also, i say some ridiculous things online during class and was told i should collect them. oh, and we have some very quotable professors and all-stars in the class.