Delaware Chancery Court is the new Star magazine

"For 40 days, the Topps board could shop like Paris Hilton."

-Judge Strine, In re Topps Shareholder Litigation

And a few more gems... don't thank me, seems like everyone has a few of these saved up...

[class discussion is about SEC Rule 13D]
XXX: 13D is like boobs on a stick
me: lol
dirty man
XXX: hahaha yea

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XXX: dear [anonymous gunner]
if u think its off topic
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

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XXX: what's a tender offer?
erectile dysfunction
me: actually, that's really funny
XXX: there is a stock certiicate out there that says
XXX, owns 10000000 shares of awesome

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XXX: ill show you a big threat
me: you're just hte one liner king today
unocal requries intermediate review?
XXX: up
meh?
me: nevemrind
do you do the reading these days?
XXX: no
i havent done any reading
me: ahh
well, what we're talking about now emerged from a case called Unocal
XXX: b/c im busier than a osaka hooker when the US Marines come aboard
wheres the us navy base ion japan?
me: yeah... b/c i know that
okinowa?
XXX: there u go
okinawa hooker when the us marines come ashore

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XXX: hey
me: yo
XXX: can u steal a copy of 1L facebook for me and [my friend]
me: how would i be able to steal that?
XXX: we want to play 1L bingo
um
iono

ATTN: Let's get back to what this blog is really about. Enjoy these little snippets below.

To protect the innocent, all names have been removed.

XXX: they say the medium income for my city is 80
so when i start working i will be able ot support 2 families in my city
or one XXX with very expensive habbits

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me: everyone pretty much needs a divorce lawyer
XXX: true that
basically everyone gets married
and if they cant
its b/c they're ugly
and you dont want to deal with those people anyways
ugly or poor
i stand corrected
you can quote me on that
here, let me put it into a nice sentence for you
basically everyone gets married, and if they can't, it's b/c they're ugly or poor

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XXX: god damn you americans and your shoe wearin

THANKS, XXX.